Guinness

Whatever you say, but the planet Earth, will still be a long time to get rid of 'disease' called alcohol. Roar and rush out of this problem is all tired, but laugh at our brothers 'vsraku crawling', that is, to raise themselves nastorenie is always possible! Here are a few anecdotes on this subject: There is much in the morning a drunk guy home and think: 'Now I come home, my wife will see that drunk again, yelling will. We must think of something … Aha! I get home, take book and will read quietly. She did not guess that I was drunk.

And the smell of garlic sobyu … 'It did. I came home, quietly entered the room, took the greatest book in leather, sat on the floor and read. Here comes my wife and asked: – What are you doing? – Do not you see that if a fool uneducated, read a book, you derevenschina uncouth! – Idiot! Put that suitcase and go to sleep! – What would happen if Russia suddenly disappear from all the vodka? – In nature, nothing disappears without a trace. If Russia suddenly disappear vodka, it means that somewhere it will appear. That's where it appears there will be Russia …

Pompous arrogant Texan collapses in an Irish pub and says, 'I hear you Irish, whale lay on the side of the collar. But here I argue and put on a bet 500 bucks that none of you would drink 10 cups of not coming off the Guinness. Everyone is silent and no one wants to communicate with the Texan. Only one of the visitors quietly slips in the door – and back in half an hour, with a wink Texan: 'Well, the argument still valid? " Texan confirmed, and the bartender pours, and builds on a rack 10 mugs of foaming dark Guinness. A guy dries them in one sitting. Beer on the ears, and a Texan in a daze staring at the Irishman and gives him five hundred pieces of paper: 'You do not have to answer, but where you roamed these half-hour? " Irish jams: 'Yes … Yes, I went to a nearby bar to practice, if it will have

President States

All that achievement with this war President was deaths and more death that thats what bring wars and more without fundamentals as it was that of Iraq. If we start to count those who died without having nothing to do with that war innocent people not only in Iraq but also in other countries as the same United States that many people are protesting them for having continued that war for a single cause the oil that is the cause of bush continuing this war for oil I wanted to for the. Continue talking about the subject of war is painful for everyone that was a very big for all loss although there are people who did not have relatives in that war but it is a pain that all we take for all by they were human beings who were to fight in that war. The things that we are going in this world crisis is part the war that United States is in crisis and that affects all. Why United States is a large dish between the big countries of the world and as said by there is United States is the capital of the world the majority of the Bank of United States are closing their doors by causes of the crises that are happening and companies of chariots as fordy corvetteestan sawing its doors there is no fund or money. But sawing its doors leaving with debts by things such as pensions for former employees who are in pensione and if United States continues as it goes all pensioners are in big trouble that will not see money for the pensions of those who can no longer be wiped work without a business that can be maintained by them. But it is not only United States that is in big trouble by which the crisis is worldwide and when we speak of global crisis is by we all problems and major problems that look for solutions quickly and good solutions with great development fast and efficient. Well I only hope that this new year will bring us good times that things go better and that there are no more wars without reasons, and that the new President of the United States barrack obama is the solution of the crisis that is happening at the moment United States.