Whatever you say, but the planet Earth, will still be a long time to get rid of 'disease' called alcohol. Roar and rush out of this problem is all tired, but laugh at our brothers 'vsraku crawling', that is, to raise themselves nastorenie is always possible! Here are a few anecdotes on this subject: There is much in the morning a drunk guy home and think: 'Now I come home, my wife will see that drunk again, yelling will. We must think of something … Aha! I get home, take book and will read quietly. She did not guess that I was drunk.

And the smell of garlic sobyu … 'It did. I came home, quietly entered the room, took the greatest book in leather, sat on the floor and read. Here comes my wife and asked: – What are you doing? – Do not you see that if a fool uneducated, read a book, you derevenschina uncouth! – Idiot! Put that suitcase and go to sleep! – What would happen if Russia suddenly disappear from all the vodka? – In nature, nothing disappears without a trace. If Russia suddenly disappear vodka, it means that somewhere it will appear. That's where it appears there will be Russia …

Pompous arrogant Texan collapses in an Irish pub and says, 'I hear you Irish, whale lay on the side of the collar. But here I argue and put on a bet 500 bucks that none of you would drink 10 cups of not coming off the Guinness. Everyone is silent and no one wants to communicate with the Texan. Only one of the visitors quietly slips in the door – and back in half an hour, with a wink Texan: 'Well, the argument still valid? " Texan confirmed, and the bartender pours, and builds on a rack 10 mugs of foaming dark Guinness. A guy dries them in one sitting. Beer on the ears, and a Texan in a daze staring at the Irishman and gives him five hundred pieces of paper: 'You do not have to answer, but where you roamed these half-hour? " Irish jams: 'Yes … Yes, I went to a nearby bar to practice, if it will have